The stumbling Philadelphia Union welcome a New York Red Bulls team riding a three-game winning streak this Sunday at PPL Park. With the Union playing ugly anti-football and the Red Bulls pressuring the Eastern Conference-leading Wizards in the standings, the Union have three ways to win this game: 1. Get really lucky 2. Have key Schalke players impersonate Union players 3. MLS suddenly switches to golf-style scoring The (New Jersey)(Pink)(Dead)(Soda)(Cows)(Bulls) This week, you get to…
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Mack explores the silver lining with a few takeaways from a game we should’ve won.

The Cows are on their way, hopped up on caffeine and high fructose corn syrup for a showdown of epic proportions. Can the inoffensive U send them home without any points? Paul and Javi weigh in.

As the 2010 World Cup draws to a conclusion, it is surely a tournament that no one will forget. When the story concludes on Sunday it will be looked back on in two ways: the year of firsts, and the year of fucktastic refereeing. 2010 saw the first African host nation, a first time winner, and a first time group stage win for the USA. But poor refereeing lent a shadow of debacle and debate…
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Dear France, Sweet, sweet France.  Just so you know, I had your back for years.  I never ONCE called them freedom fries or freedom-kissed my wife.  And of course, thank you ever so much for Le Toux.  He’s a keeper, like Gerard Depardieu, only he doesn’t suck. But you knew you had this coming.  You knew the moment a certain Frenchman, let’s call him…Henry…stuck his little hand out and palmed the ball like it was…
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Photo by klaatu According to a report by the Boston Globe, Thierry Henry will be joining the New York Red Bulls after the World Cup. Henry will be a strong addition to the Eastern Conference’s current first place team. More details to come as they are released.

Do the math my children- Barca has no shortage of talent up front, and have scarcely made use of the most infamous Frenchman ever to cheat the Emerald Isle out of her rightful place in the World Cup. New York is hungry for a Beckham-esque Euro-celeb to fill that nice stadium. Now Henry’s manager has made it clear that the handball champ is not happy where he is. Reliable sources all seem to indicate that…
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