The Article in Which We Compare Soccer Games to Mixtapes
A strong first half and a frustrating second defined what should've been another win, as the Blue and Gold snatched a single point from RSL. Purnell breaks it down.
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3 Lessons from Colorado
by Mack Lloyd on June 9, 2011 | Add A CommentMack explores the silver lining with a few takeaways from a game we should’ve won.
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MatchDay: Union vs. North Jersey Soda Cows
by Javi Muhrer on April 8, 2011 | Add A CommentThe Cows are on their way, hopped up on caffeine and high fructose corn syrup for a showdown of epic proportions. Can the inoffensive U send them home without any points? Paul and Javi weigh in.
Read MoreFootball and Technology
by Michael Rullo on July 13, 2010 | 4 CommentsAs the 2010 World Cup draws to a conclusion, it is surely a tournament that no one will forget. When the story concludes on Sunday it will be looked back on in two ways: the year of firsts, and the year of fucktastic refereeing. 2010 saw the first African host nation, a first time winner, and a first time group stage win for the USA….
Read MoreAn Open Letter to France
by Conor O'Grady on June 22, 2010 | 1 CommentDear France, Sweet, sweet France. Just so you know, I had your back for years. I never ONCE called them freedom fries or freedom-kissed my wife. And of course, thank you ever so much for Le Toux. He’s a keeper, like Gerard Depardieu, only he doesn’t suck. But you knew you had this coming. You knew the moment a certain Frenchman, let’s call him…Henry…stuck his…
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Thierry Henry Joining New York Red Bulls
by Jim Burrows on May 17, 2010 | 3 CommentsPhoto by klaatu According to a report by the Boston Globe, Thierry Henry will be joining the New York Red Bulls after the World Cup. Henry will be a strong addition to the Eastern Conference’s current first place team. More details to come as they are released.
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Henry to Red Bulls?
by Conor O'Grady on April 17, 2010 | 1 CommentDo the math my children- Barca has no shortage of talent up front, and have scarcely made use of the most infamous Frenchman ever to cheat the Emerald Isle out of her rightful place in the World Cup. New York is hungry for a Beckham-esque Euro-celeb to fill that nice stadium. Now Henry’s manager has made it clear that the handball champ is not happy…
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