The Article in Which We Compare Soccer Games to Mixtapes
A strong first half and a frustrating second defined what should've been another win, as the Blue and Gold snatched a single point from RSL. Purnell breaks it down.
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Pics: Union vs. North Jersey Soda Cows
by Conor O'Grady on April 12, 2011 | Add A CommentA few shots from the day of the Dead Bulls match. Anybody know any good photographers willing to work for backrubs?
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CyberShotz: Basking in Victory
by Conor O'Grady on April 12, 2011 | Add A CommentIncisive assessments of the victory of NY, a very worthy soccer-related charity and much, much more. Actually, not that much more. It’s CyberShotz!
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Philly 1-0 North Jersey Soda Cows
by Conor O'Grady on April 10, 2011 | 5 CommentsThe Blue and Gold send a busload of over-caffeinated, overconfident, sad little bitches back to North Jersey with a few emotional scars to show for it. DOOP.
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MatchDay: Union vs. North Jersey Soda Cows
by Javi Muhrer on April 8, 2011 | Add A CommentThe Cows are on their way, hopped up on caffeine and high fructose corn syrup for a showdown of epic proportions. Can the inoffensive U send them home without any points? Paul and Javi weigh in.
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The Dookie List
by Tim Carr on March 15, 2011 | 10 CommentsOne reader compiles a list of things any good Union fan should…well, not be a fan of. Let us know if he missed anything.
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Full Union TV Schedule
by Conor O'Grady on March 11, 2011 | Add A CommentYou can now officially plan the next 8 months of your life.
Read MoreUnion Top NYRB
by Conor O'Grady on October 18, 2010 | 3 CommentsOh yes. Despite the support of a very well-organized contingent of New Yorkers in the visitor’s section, and a 2nd-half rally of possession and chances, the New York Caffeinated Vodka Mixers were unable to overcome the U. No surprise there. With a sold-out PPL (led by a more-emotional-than-usual River End) behind them, the city of Philadelphia’s most detested (and pathetically corporate) footballing rival in front of them, and a last chance…
Read MoreOne More Twitter Pep Rally!
by Conor O'Grady on October 15, 2010 | Add A CommentAttention all Union fans- obviously the best way to show the most overrated city in the world that Philly means business is to cheer on the blue and gold as they beat the most unfortunately named team in MLS. But there’s one more way to give our boys the support they live on….make #DOOP the number one trending topic in all of Twitterdom! We have…
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O.M.F.G.
by Conor O'Grady on June 1, 2010 | 2 CommentsIn a match against the New England Revolution, the New York Red Bulls’ Dane Richards charged the goal, and…well…this happened. It was later confirmed, as if it needed confirming, that GK Preston Burpo’s tibia and fibula were broken. No shit. New England won 3-2.
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Thierry Henry Joining New York Red Bulls
by Jim Burrows on May 17, 2010 | 3 CommentsPhoto by klaatu According to a report by the Boston Globe, Thierry Henry will be joining the New York Red Bulls after the World Cup. Henry will be a strong addition to the Eastern Conference’s current first place team. More details to come as they are released.
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