Photo by BruceTurner Having played Thursday night on ESPN, your Philadelphia Union are now off for the weekend. Here’s what we’ll be watching while we wait for New York: The Manchester Derby: Manchester City V. Manchester United ESPN 8:00am Chelsea V Tottenham: 12:30pm FSC Espanyol V Barcelona: 2:00pm GOL TV Bayern Munich V Hannover 96: 4:00pm GOL TV Juventus V Inter Milan: 4:30pm FSC MLS West Coast Game of the week: Real Salt Lake at…
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Photo by Rob Gale Yes, refs gone wild…and not in the good way, the way that ends with free beads, their first lesbian experience, and decades of DVD-friendly shame.   I’m talking about calls, both blown and overly harsh, from refs who both blow and are overly harsh. We witnessed this on Saturday in the Premier League (full disclosure: poster is a United fan).  First, the most amazing South Korean athlete since…damn…can’t think of anything…  Anyway, Ji…
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In a surprising interview, All-World superstar Cristiano Ronaldo told reporters he wants to play for the MLS expansion team Philadelphia Union. I’ve always been a difference maker, you know?  When I played for Manchester, I got tired of beating Chelsea over and over.  Now that I’m in [the Spanish Liga], it gets old seeing Barcelona whimper after defeat.  I want a real challenge.  I asked my Coach if he would loan my rights to [the…
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