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  In case you haven’t heard, Greg Jordan, Raymon Gaddis, Krystian Witkowski, Chase Harrison and Antione Hoppenot are all official. That’s three mids, one defender and a goalie signing their lives away to the Blue and Gold.  How does this affect the lineups?  That depends on the current presumed starters.  Greg Jordan is likely to see some time, maybe as an alternative to Carroll.  Hoppenot’s got potential too.  Raymon Gaddis will certainly be useful when someone like Sheanon Williams is…
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Editor’s note:  Today, the staff here at PUT woke from a 3 month whiskey and BIMBO brand mini Kaiser roll-induced haze to the realization that face-of-the-franchise, leading scorer and all around exception to French stereotypes Sebastien Le Toux was gone.  His side of the closet was empty, his neon boots no longer by the door.  On the bedside table was a simple note, hand written and smelling lightly of Canali Men.  We present it to you,…
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Sebastien Le Toux scored 20 goals and tallied 25 assists during his two years with the Philadelphia Union. He contributed to 57% of all Union goals scored in MLS play. He played in 5,580 of a possible 5,760 Union minutes, missing two games due to a knee injury. Soccer matches last ninety minutes. In other words, he was never subbed out of an MLS match as a Union player. Seba holds the team record in…
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What can be said about Saturday’s result?  The Union was the better team on the whole, but the singular frustration of non-finishes continues to be a thorn the size of a small Buick in our collective side.  How can a team be capable of 4 goals with their backs against the wall, but incapable of even one against a team that isn’t that much more dangerous? Psychology is how.  The Sebastien Le Toux we came…
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This week’s pissing comes with a complimentary side of moaning- enjoy.

A pair of PK’s leaves Philly and Dallas with a point apiece at Freddy’s big debut.

Have you heard? The transfer season is heating up, with a landmark deal for a relatively big-name signing. Good one, Pete.

Know what’s more frustrating than your favorite soccer blog going silent for a month? Saturday’s draw, that’s what.

My girl wants to Harvey all the time. And now she can’t.

The Little Fish may be heading for the door. If he is, should we stop him? If he isn’t, should we push him?