Humor
The Obituaries
by Conor O'Grady on February 2, 2012 | 5 CommentsPour a sip on the concrete, and take a look back at the dearly departed.
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Sebastien Le Toux, the one that got away
by Conor O'Grady on January 31, 2012 | 6 CommentsParting words from our beloved founding hero, courtesy of PUT.
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Eff Benny Feilhaber: Thoughts on NE
by Conor O'Grady on July 18, 2011 | 4 CommentsA supplement to our recap, some choice rants and raves about a beautiful result and how we got it.
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Hey! Ref!
by Conor O'Grady on June 15, 2011 | 5 CommentsThis is where we vent about games being ruined by bad calls. Again.
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An Open Letter to ?uestlove
by Conor O'Grady on April 20, 2011 | 3 CommentsJoining the chorus of fans on Twitter to extend a very special invitation to a very special Philadelphian.
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An Open Letter to Everyone Who Went to the Seattle Game
by Conor O'Grady on April 16, 2011 | 20 CommentsA note of praise to everyone who came home from PPL and had to wring stuff out.
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An Open Letter To PPL Security
by Conor O'Grady on April 11, 2011 | 33 CommentsDespite the occasional minor disagreement, we love PPL’s other boys (and girls) in blue (and yellow), the security team. But when the Dead Bulls come to town, are the SoB’s paying the price for New York’s lack of class?
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Osito Unbound: The Secret Life of a Corporate Mascot
by Purnell T. Cropper on March 22, 2011 | 3 CommentsWatching First Kick, you may have noticed the BIMBO ad featuring our sponsor’s adorably frightening mascot, Osito. But who is he? Purnell Cropper takes a peek underneath the giant white bear head and uncovers the truth about the most lovable anthropomorphized omnivore in MLS.
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The Dookie List
by Tim Carr on March 15, 2011 | 10 CommentsOne reader compiles a list of things any good Union fan should…well, not be a fan of. Let us know if he missed anything.
Read MoreAn Open Letter to the Union Jersey
by Conor O'Grady on January 18, 2011 | 10 CommentsDear Union Jersey, What’s the matter? What do you mean you’re not coming out of your room? Of course you’re beautiful- you’re the best-looking shirt in MLS. You’re patriotic and original, your color scheme is lovely. You look aggressive and professional. Oh- something’s changed, you say? You feel…different? Wait a minute- I think I know what you’re talking about. You’re at that age, and you’ve…
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